Rowdy Ninja app for iPhone and iPad

Laugh a lot, cry a little. Rowdy Ninja helps sooth wild or depressing thoughts and current events into your unused brain cells (currently dying from lack of stimulation). This is invariably attained through short passages, commentary and featured videos.
So unfold your arms, relax your face muscles, clasp an indulging beverage and enjoy the ride. New content added regularly on a weekly basis..try to keep up.
Read responsibly. If no strong emotions elicited, seek psychiatric intervention immediately.